May 2013
bangersbeansmash:
thnksfrthbttfck:
if ur a tall boy with a good taste in music tht looks like u haven’t slept in 2 weeks hmu
Ugh get ice cream with me
This is directed toward nobody I just kinda want ice cream.
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
cliterallysame:
legit-humour:
why does waldo wear stripes? because he doesn’t want to be spotted
this is legit humour
stevenfresco:
stevenfresco:
it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life
ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder
meladoodle:
grizzlygrandma:
meladoodle:
zooey deschanel came on tv today and my dad said “whoops better change de schanel”
So many fucking Lols comin out my dick right nao
you should probably get that checked out
rneerkat:
whens chip skylarks next tour
sadillite:
all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant
fratdouche2point0:
dude: you smoke? me:
vorfreudde:
you know how people lose their virginity, im like gaining it
danbutt:
no
one
cares
that
you
queued
that
post
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
314eater:
naked blogging for like 30 min after you get out of the shower
shutupaubrey:
ketchuponmydick:
shutupaubrey:
if there’s ketchup on it i’ll most likely eat it
When u wanna come over
you took time out of your day to do this
uraiah:
uraiah:
i got a lamb today and i named it meryl sheep
wait til I tell meryl sheep she got 7 notes
sexting-inchurch:
how do I trick someone into falling in love with me
